If You Want to Stay Sober, Don't Come Over.

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If You Want to Stay Sober, Don't Come Over.Set the expectations right at the doorstep with the If You Want to Stay Sober, Don't Come Over. coir mat. Perfect for the ultimate entertainer, social butterfly, or home bartender, this mat features a bold, clean, modern lowercase typeface that lets everyone know exactly what kind of energy is waiting inside. It's a hilarious, lighthearted warning for friends and party guests that your house is the designated spot for good drinks, big laughs, and

Beyond the friendly reminder

or anyone who wants to ground their threshold with a comforting

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and family who understand the beautifully chaotic reality of raising a family

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It’s the perfect welcome piece for sitcom enthusiasts

Spring is here and we've all got a lot to do

and a fresh set—this mat captures that feeling of being absolutely "unclockable" from the moment you step onto the porch

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Regardless

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